Best Music Video - Megan Thee Stallion "Mamushi" was a collaboration between Megan Thee Stallion and Japanese rapper Yuki Chiba, who finds Megan as one of the girls in a Japanese bathhouse. Naturally, Megan is selected by the male client and we're treated to some great looks at Megan's fantastic ass as she shakes her stuff throughout the bathhouse. You'll be anything but "Mamushi" in your pants.
Best Nipslip - Aubrey Plaza There wasn't much to write home about in Francis Ford Coppola's messy epic Megalopolis, but the always game Aubrey Plaza brought her A game. As the mistress of Adam Driver's architect main character, Aubrey greets her man in a completely see-through robe out of which her nips are almost constantly slipping. This one's a winner for Aubrey's sheer number of nip slips alone.
Best Spitline - Jenna Ortega, Gideon Adlon Movies released in January don't often linger in the public eye, but the "student seduces her teacher" flick Miller's Girl simply could not be forgotten thanks to this sapphic smooch between superstar Jenna Ortega and her co-star Gideon Adlon. The thing that makes this lesbian lip-lock so unique, however, is the spitline left between the two actresses' lips as they part. You'll end up spitting out a line of your own.
Best House Stark Naked - Maisie Williams, Sophie Turner Sadly, Ned Stark didn't live to see his daughters grow up, but thankfully he didn't live to see them both go nude on camera in the same year. Not only did Maisie Williams do her first proper topless scene in the debut episode of Apple TV's The New Look, her fictional older sister Sophie Turner bared her ass on screen for the first time in episode three of Joan. What a year for House Stark Naked.
Best Reality Show - Couple to Throuple Polyamory is all the rage these days, and the Peacock series Couple to Throuple took us inside this horny ass world. Four real-life couples may select a third out of a handful of ready-to-mingle singles and invite them to their tropical resort suite. Seven sexy ladies bare their bodies in twelve nude scenes, including everything from well-lit shower scenes to night-vision style intimate camera work between the sheets.
Best Cameltoe - Billie Eilish In the same year, she won an Oscar for her song from the film Barbie, and singer Billie Eilish proved that she is anatomically correct, unlike Barbie. During her "Hit Me Hard and Soft" Tour, Billie entered the arena with what looks like a trampoline, shooting into the air and onto the stage. It seems that her form-fitting shorts may have fit her form a bit too well, showing off the most visible camel toe from a music superstar we've seen in quite some time.
Best Documentary - Carol Doda The first public topless dancer in modern history, Carol Doda and her 44D breasts were the subject of a terrific documentary, Carol Doda Topless at the Condor. The documentary covers Carol's reign as the biggest superstar in San Francisco in 1964 and all of the legal battles that followed her run at the titular theater. And what a pair of titulars Carol has got.
Best Blu-Ray Find - Phoebe Cates After years of suffering through a low-quality, orange-tinted version of Phoebe Cates' classic fully nude beach scene from 1982's Paradise, we finally got the high-definition upgrade of our dreams. This scene now looks as good as it did when it was first released over forty years ago, potentially rivaling Fast Times at Ridgemont High for Phoebe's most iconic nude scene.
Best Reverse Teeter - Totter - Yen Renee Durano, Audrey Avila The Filipino anthology film Eks explores all of the many dynamics at play in the sexual power structures inherent in our society. Just kidding, it's ninety minutes of people having crazy sex in multiple positions. This particular one, where Yen Renne Durano and Audrey Avila sit on Itan Rosales, facing the same direction, isn't usually how a teeter-totter functions, but they're making it work.
Best Thong - Zendaya While Luca Guadagnino's Challengers was a very sexy film, it was sorely lacking in the female nudity department. However, we have to honor an amazing bethonged booty when we see one, and Zendaya gives us one of the best in this flick. An hour and two minutes in, Zendaya gets on top of Josh O'Connor as they make out in bed, showing off her amazing ass in a colorful thong. Even Sisqo would sign off on this scene's greatness.
Best Rear Burger - Helen Mirren 45 years after it was first released, Tinto Brass' controversial epic Caligula finally got restored to its original vision—sorry, fans of the hardcore Bob Guccione-directed insert shots. However, this film is still dirty as hell, with threesomes, fisting, and plenty of debauchery intact. Perhaps our favorite addition is this kinky scene two hour and fourteen minutes in where Helen Mirren walks on Malcolm McDowell's back before bending over and serving up some rear burger for the camera.
Best Brat Tats - Charli XCX Charli XCX introduced us all to the term "Brat" this past summer, and it was quickly trending all over the world. We're glad she got in touch with her Brat side in the music video for "360," showing off her perky nips beneath a see-through top. So then, what's a Brat Tat? We don't know how to apply the term properly, Brat. That word means something totally different in Chicago.
Craziest Nip Slips - Amy Adams Among the more unusual movies in a year full of unusual movies, Nightbitch found Amy Adams' character turning into a dog, though whether it was metaphorical or literal is left up to the viewer. We're leaning into the literal camp, especially once Amy sprouts six extra nipples, which is quite a feat of teats if you ask us. We'd love to give Amy her forever home.
Best 96 - Christine Bermas As anyone who has ever attempted one can tell you, a Standing 69—or 96 as we call it in the industry—requires so much upper body strength that it usually doesn't last more than a couple of seconds. God bless the good folks over at VivaMax for supplying us with a constant dream of fantasy positions that are easier to look at than execute. As the titular "Rita," VivaMax regular Christine Bermas goes the extra mile, going upside down on her man for the rare 96.
Best Trans Nudity - Hunter Schafer The anthology film Kinds of Kindness featured all kinds of nudity, especially from A-listers like Emma Stone and Margaret Qualley. However, trans actress Hunter Schafer steals the show by going topless for an exam with Dr. Stone. Hunter's gone from the high school hallways of Euphoria to headlining the summer horror flick Cuckoo, but we're glad she's still getting in touch with her naked indie roots.
Best Pegging - Dominique Libera Pegging went mainstream in 2016 thanks to that masked rascal Deadpool, but things like this take their time working their way down to the world of low-budget indie horror. 2024's hilarious horror comedy Horny Teenagers Must Die gives us a pegging scene courtesy of Dominique Libera that would have never appeared in the 80s horror movies they're mocking. It's about time horror got with the times.
Best Guno - Eva Cela We can comfortably state that we did not expect to see a close-up labia shot on Netflix in 2024, but it happened right. In the first episode, a young Rocco Siffredi gets taught the ways of love by the more experienced Eva Cela, who rolls over while naked in bed to give us a clear shot of her pearly gates. This might be the best nude scene Eva seen on Netflix.
Best Tennis Rack - Emily Atack The shocking and transgressive Thatcher-era book "Rivals" was deemed unfilmable for decades due to all the outrageous sex and nudity. 2024 finally gave us the adaptation we've long desired, and they weren't kidding when they said it knocked more than a few monocles out of eyes at the time. Perhaps the most surprising and wonderful nude scene of the entire series comes courtesy of busty beauty Emily Atack, who goes fantastically full frontal for some nude tennis. Doubles, anyone?
Best Nude on a Horse - Janine Magda The Brazilian Netflix series Good Morning, Verônica has always flirted with controversy, but season three took a dark turn. Like something out of Prime Cut, Janina Magda is placed on the auction block for the highest bidder. However, the twist here is that she's sent Lady Godiva style out into the arena, nude on horseback. Giddy up.
Best Hauling Ass - Jessie Buckley Irish lass Jessie Buckley has been an indie darling since the mid-2010s, but really broke out in the 2020s with roles on Fargo, Chernobyl, and her Oscar-nominated role in The Lost Daughter. The British period comedy Wicked Little Letters pits Buckley against Olivia Colman in a war of four-letter words that finds Jessie fleeing from the cops. Always one to get the last word, Jessie flashes her booty (and some backburger), while literally hauling ass down the street.
Best Panty Flash on a Gondola - Liv Hill While there may not have been much competition for this prize this year, the competition was stiff for Liv Hill in the debut episode of Apple TV+'s Disclaimer. On a trip to Venice with her boyfriend, played by British actor Louis Partridge, Liv manages to steal focus from all of the amazing scenery on display by flashing her panties. Hopefully, the gondolier manages to keep his boat steady.
Best Toe Job - Katy O'Brian, Kristen Stewart The gritty crime flick Love Lies Bleeding could have slotted into a number of different categories this year. Once Kristen Stewart stuck Katy O'Brian's big toe into her mouth 24 minutes in, however, we had no choice but to honor this gratuitous, full-frontal, unsimulated toe job. It's not every day that a mainstream movie shows something quite so salacious on screen, so attention must be paid.
Best Wardrobe Malfunction - Maren Morris It has been over twenty years since the term wardrobe malfunction first came into being, and seemingly every year, we get another wonderful one to add to our list. This year, we've got country superstar Maren Morris performing at Willie Nelson's 4th of July Picnic. It appears that Maren didn't realize quite how high the slit in her denim dress was, otherwise she might have worn panties—which she very clearly did not. Nothing says Happy Birthday America quite like the sight of Maren and her twilight's last gleaming.
Best Pit Blowout - Maria Rodriguez Soto It looks to us like this fella's got a great new sales pitch to give salon workers and hairstylists the world over. Don't neglect any of your client's hair. In the Spanish film Mamífera, Maria Rodríguez Soto not only gets the deluxe treatment from her man, blow drying her hair after a shower, and not overlooking her hairy pits, which deserve a blowout of their own. This scene truly is the pits.
Best Rabb - Tit - Morfydd Clark If the Nesquik Bunny taught us nothing else, rabbits have a strong affinity for milk. Welsh actress Morfydd Clark goes for it in the folk horror flick Starve Acre, playing a woman falling victim to an ancient folklore curse. Ms. Clark bares her left breast on screen for the first time to breastfeed a bunny she's raising as her son. Hey, milk does a bunny good.
Best Trans Sex Scene - Nava Mau Netflix's Baby Reindeer was one of last summer's sensations and the most empathetic character in the entire series was trans actress Nava Mau's Teri. As the long-suffering girlfriend of series creator and star Richard Gadd, Mexico City native Nava goes topless for a pair of sex scenes that are sure to have your baby reindeer go on Donder and Blitzen.
Best Sasquirt - Riley Keough You'd never know it, but that is indeed Elvis' granddaughter buried under all that makeup in the bizarre independent comedy Sasquatch Sunset. The film is shot like a nature documentary following a family of sasquatches—Jesse Eisenberg plays the male—and as part of their mating ritual, the 'squatches unleash all their bodily fluids in front of one another. We're positive this is doing it for someone out there and this is a safe space to celebrate.
Best Half Frontal - Ronia Ava It hardly strikes us as fair to give Ronia Ava the Best Full-Frontal award, but a scene this memorable must be honored. The trippy William S. Burroughs adaptation Queer finds a drug-addled Daniel Craig hallucinating a legless Ronia naked and floating above his table. Not only does this accurately depict the Beat Generation poet's bizarre imagery quite well, but it's also great material for a Generation to Beat it to.
Best Baby Snatch - Roxane Arnal The French Netflix series Anthracite focuses on a cult whose members all died thirty years earlier, though a new version of the cult seems to have formed in the present. The show's fifth episode features a crazy flashback to Roxane Arnal giving birth on the floor of her kitchen, breathing a sigh of relief after delivering the baby, only to have another baby pop right out of her snatch.
Best Orgy - Various When your entire film is essentially one long orgy, it's hard not to reward it with the Best Orgy Award. Sex-Positive follows the cheekily named Virginia—played by Katherine Ellis—as she moves in with a friend who frequently hosts sex parties. The back half of this movie is one big orgy, with such nudecomers as Belle Eclair, Jeez Loueez, and GoGo McGregor taking part. Orgy you glad we recommended this movie?
Best BBW - Sophie Guillemin Though the romantic dramedy Juliette in Spring is set in modern times, one look at Sophie Guillemin's fantastic full-frontal scene will instantly conjure images of the great works of the Renaissance. The zaftig blue-eyed brunette's far-off gaze elicits those feelings one gets when looking at a true masterpiece, and we think that Sophie can take her place among the all-time full-figured beauties of the screen.
Best Grapes and Melons - Wanda Banda, Jade Coatsworth The Westworld-esque sci-fi flick Utopia is set inside a virtual world where an ex-special forces officer is searching for his wife, whom he suspects was the victim of trafficking. Like all well-meaning guys, he can't help but get caught up in the many delights on display, namely Wanda Banda and Jade Coatsworth's ample melons flanking a nice plate of grapes. This is the best spread we've seen all year.
Best Nude While Eating Chocolate - Lena Dunham Hershey goes again. Everyone's favorite Girl can always be counted on to inject a little skin into one of her projects, no matter the subject. In Treasure, Lena is accompanying her Holocaust-surviving father on a tour of his home country of Poland. Bringing some much-needed levity in a quiet moment, Lena takes some "me time" in the bathtub and enjoys a chocolate bar while at it. When it comes to campaigning for an Anatomy Award, Ms. Dunham loves to Lena all on the dance floor.
Lifetime Skinchievement - Pamela Anderson From the beaches of Baywatch to Golden Globe and SAG nominations, Pamela Anderson has been reshaping the way people see her for several years now, and her hard work has been paying off handsomely. She has spent the 2020s reclaiming her image, culminating in award nominations for her work in The Last Showgirl. Pam has transcended the blonde bombshell label and comes into her own as a respected veteran with a terrific sense of humor. This year, we honor Pamela Anderson with our coveted Lifetime Skinchievement Award, which righted the Academy's wrong by honoring her in her comeback era.