STRIPLV #210 25TH ANNUAL ANATOMY AWARDS

BY MRSKIN.COM


Break out your finest silver because Mr. Skin’s Anatomy Awards are celebrating their 25th anniversary! For the past two and a half decades, the foremost expert in celebrity nudity in film and television has rounded up the best of the breast moments on screen from the last year and is handing out some seriously hard wares! All your favorite categories are here from Best Full Frontal to Breast Picture, along with over three dozen additional awards honoring those one-of-a-kind moments in celebrity nudity! What’s a Dutch Oven-gina? How about a Twattoo? Have you ever heard of a Jiggly Jog or a Shaft Shimmy? As you dig into all the sensational categories, you will soon find a Lifetime Skinchievement salute for the one and only Monica Bellucci! It’s the most beautiful time of the year and you don’t have to wait another minute to see Mr. Skin’s 25th Annual Anatomy Awards.

Best Breasts
Amandla Stenberg in My Animal
 Despite being only 25, Amandla Stenberg’s been kicking around Hollywood since playing a young Zoe Saldana in the 2011 flick Colombiana! After making her nude debut by baring her butt in 2018’s Where Hands Touch, Amandla blew us away with her topless debut in the Sundance sensation My Animal! Thirty-seven minutes in, during the first of three steamy sapphic sex scenes with co-star Bobbi Salvör Menuez, Amandla revealed her rack for the very first time on camera! Ms. Stenberg will be seen later this year on the Disney+ Star Wars series The Acolyte, but she doesn’t have to Jedi mind trick us; we’re already Amandla acolytes.

Best Butt
Keri Russell in The Diplomat
To paraphrase Al Pacino’s character Vincent Hanna from Heat, Keri Russell’s got a great ass, and we’ve got our heads up it. Keri’s bare-ass sex scene from the first season of Netflix’s The Diplomat marks Keri’s third win for Best Butt after taking the award in back-to-back years in 2017 and 2018 for The Americans. This scene also marked Keri’s first nude scene since the shower scene in season five of The Americans, which won her the second Best Butt award. Talk about a butt that just won’t quit.

Best Lesbian Scene
Ruth Caudeli, Ana María Otálora, Silvia Varón Santamaría in Petit mal
 What’s better than seeing two women getting it on? Seeing three women getting it on, of course? The Colombian romantic melodrama Petit Mal focuses on a throuple played by Ana María Otálora, Silvia Varón Santamaría, and the film’s writer and director Ruth Caudeli. An hour and eight minutes in, the three share a bed for the first time and the black and white film suddenly comes to vibrant Technicolor life as they lez out! This scene definitely won’t leave you, Petit.

Best Full Frontal
Jennifer Lawrence in No Hard Feelings
Jennifer Lawrence was back on the big screen last summer following a four year hiatus in the raunchy comedy No Hard Feelings. As an aimless millennial hired by a nerdy teen’s parents to help him lose his virginity, J-Law goes the extra mile in more ways than one. Thirty-four minutes in, Jennifer takes him skinny dipping, but when some ruffians try to steal their clothing, J-Law springs into action and kicks their ass while entirely nude. Sorry, Jennifer, but we’ve got plenty of hard feelings after seeing that fight scene.

Best Nudecomer
Isabel Harder Pargana in Love Addicts
German goddess Isabel Harder Pargana made a splash in her home country as a teenager with a role on the popular series The Peppercorns but then took a ten-year hiatus from acting. She came back with a vengeance in 2023’s Love Addicts, where she hopes to lure a sex addicted bartender out of his abstinence pledge by baring her astonishing natural breasts in the bathroom. We’re unsure if it did the trick for him, but Ms. Pargana got us Harder.

Best TV Show
Naked Attraction
The UK series Naked Attraction has aired on Channel 4 in Britain since July 2016, but only just made its way to America this past September when the first season debuted on MAX. It strips down the notion of a dating show, quite literally, with people deciding whom they want to date based solely on their naked bodies since their faces are obscured until they get down to the final two. With at least a dozen nude women on every episode, it’s like this show was made exclusively for Mr. Skin fans.

Breast Picture
Poor Things
The bizarre Oscar nominated comedy Poor Things took a hyper-sexual look at the Frankenstein myth, with leading lady Emma Stone playing Bella, a resurrected woman who discovers the pleasure and power in her sexuality! The last time Stone and director Yorgos Lanthimos got together, it brought us her nude debut, and they blow the doors off in this flick. Stone goes nude several times throughout the film. Forget Poor Things; Emma is a Sure Thing.

Best Nipslip
Jenna Ortega in Hot Ones
After becoming Gen Z’s resident Scream Queen with her roles in Scream V, X, and Wednesday, Jenna Ortega dropped by the hit chicken wing-based interview series Hot Ones to promote her role in Scream IV. Little did we know that the wings wouldn’t be the only hot ones on this episode as Jenna’s blousy top gave way and graced us with a peek at her right nipple.

Best Statue of Liberteats
Chelsea Brea in Minx
After HBO MAX declined to air the completed second season of the vintage porn series Minx, we were worried we might never get to see it. Thankfully the always reliable Starz network rode to the rescue and let freedom ring with one of the most skin-filled television seasons in 2023! No one symbolizes that quite like nude-comer Chelsea Brea, who dressed as Lady Liberty in the season premiere, erecting a Statue of Liberty in our pants with this patriotic full-frontal photoshoot.

Best Foreign Find
Lovely Ladies Dormitory
The Filipino streaming service Vivamax harkens back to the days of the Spice Channel, bringing a veritable cornucopia of softcore delights to horny viewers the world over. Lovely Ladies Dormitory delivers on that titular promise with 23 nude scenes from 8 different women in the first season, including this season’s closing nude pool party featuring series stars Andrea Garcia, Julia Bersana, Tiffany Grey, Yen Renee Durano, and Hershie de Leon. Hey Ladies, is there any chance there are any vacancies in that Dormitory?

Best Music Video
Doja Cat in Attention
Buxom beauty Doja Cat is never really starved for attention, but her music video “Attention” garnered her plenty. In this music video for her Grammy nominated song, the rapper and singer was doused in fake blood and commanded us to “Look at me, Look at me, I’m naked!” Doja, if you want to know the god’s honest truth, you didn’t have to ask us twice. Though we don’t get to see Cat’s kitty, the sight of Doja’s bare breasts covered in fake blood is more than enough to get your attention.

Most Niptastic Nips
Lily-Rose Depp in The Idol
After making her nude debut in a little-seen indie from 2021 titled Wolf, Lily-Rose Depp went nude 13 times in the controversial miniseries The Idol, showing skin in all five episodes of the series. We were hypnotized by Lily-Rose’s attention grabbing nipples every time they appeared, but they kind of came as no surprise. Lily-Rose’s mom, Vanessa Paradis, has some niptastic nips, which you can see prominently displayed in the 1989 flick Noce Blanche. Those nipples don’t fall far from the tree.

Best Shaft Shimmy
Lizze Broadway in Gen V
On The Boys spinoff series Gen V, Lizze Broadway’s character Emma has what is known as “Self-Size Alteration” abilities and can shrink to the size of an ant or grow to the size of a two-story house. In the scene, Emma shrinks down to give Liam, a fellow student with superhuman hearing, a full body handjob complete with ball torture. Based on what happened to a character with similar sexual preferences on the flagship series’ third season premiere, perhaps it’s best if Lizze stays outside his body.

Best Foot Fetish
Margot Robbie in Barbie
Did Barbie help foot fetishists go mainstream? As star Margot Robbie’s feet were possibly a centerpiece of the film’s advertising campaign. She admitted in several interviews to doing all her foot insert shots, not wanting to leave them to a body double, and helped the phrase Margot Robbie feet to trend all over the internet! Although Barbie’s feet going flat is a major plot point in the film, Barbie dolls have been produced with flat feet since 2015, but it doesn’t make Hari Nef’s proclamation of “Flat feet!” any less funny... or Margot’s feet any less sexy.

Best Teeter Totter
Andrea Lewis, Brittany S. Hall in Three Ways
After being told she’s boring by an ex-boyfriend, Andrea Lewis’ character in the flick Three Ways decides to be more sexually adventurous with her new boyfriend, agreeing to participate in a threesome with his polyamorous ex, played by Brittany S. Hall. This isn’t the first time we’ve given this award; it was also given to the NWA biopic Straight Outta Compton back in 2016 for a very similarly shot scene, and hopefully, we don’t have to wait eight more years for another tantalizing teeter-totter.

Best Threesome
Gaite Jansen, Joy Delima in Happy Ending
The Dutch comedy Happy Ending stars Mr. Skin’s favorite Gaite Jansen (Jett, Leopard Skin) as a woman who has never had an orgasm during sex with her boyfriend. In an attempt to help her get over the hump, they invite Joy Delima into their relationship to hopefully get something going. It turned out that all she needed was another warm body to get the party started, giving anyone out there having trouble in the bedroom the idea of the century.

Best CGI Nudity
Sigourney Weaver in Avatar: The Way of Water
The last thing most of us were expecting from the family-friendly blockbuster sequel Avatar: The Way of Water was some blue Na’vi boobies, but thankfully 72-year-old Sigourney Weaver answered prayers we didn’t know we had. The Na’vi are all CGI creations, but considering Sigourney’s most recent nude scene came in 2022’s The Good House, we wouldn’t put it past her having done the nudity herself on set! James Cameron isn’t just the king of the modern blockbusters; he’s also the king of PG-13 nudity.

Best Body Double
Scarlett Johansson, Katy Heffernan-Smith in Asteroid City
Wes Anderson’s films weren’t known for having a lot of nudity until 2021’s The French Dispatch opened the floodgates. Anderson kept the good times rolling in with his follow-up film Asteroid City, this time bringing us a flash of full frontal in a PG-13 movie! Scarlett Johansson’s actress character Midge treats Jason Schwartzman’s character—and by extension, us the viewers—to a fleeting glimpse of her boobs and bush when she drops her towel while performing a scene from her new movie. Sadly, ScarJo left the nudity to body double Katy Heffernan-Smith, but she chose a perfect double because Katy’s body is equally stunning.

Best HBO H “BJ” O
Kitty Valance in Rap Sh!t
In the scene from Issa Rae’s series Rap Sh!t, Jonica Booth’s character Chastity is attempting to reassert her authority as a pimp after a rival pimp threatened her girls. Posing as a criminal to kill his business, she catches Kitty Valance in the act of blowing a john. While this was certainly not the first simulated blowjob ever to appear on HBO’s MAX streaming service, this was the first time they ever showed a (prosthetic) penis in an actress’ mouth. Not even Game of Thrones went there.

Best Documentary
Anna Nicole Smith: You Don’t Know Me
Sixteen years after her tragic and untimely death, Anna Nicole Smith finally got the reclamation project she always deserved with the Netflix documentary Anna Nicole Smith: You Don’t Know Me. In addition to setting the record straight on her mental health and substance abuse issues, the film also features lots of vintage footage of the blonde bombshell’s amazing bare breasts, which made her a legend! From her modeling days to some candids on the day of her 1994 wedding, Anna Nicole proved why she was one the best—and sexiest—to ever do it.

Most Unexpected Breast Flash
Daniella Hemsley in Kingpyn Boxing
This may be the first Anatomy Award we’ve given for a moment that got someone banned from a professional sport, but that’s precisely what happened to Daniella Hemsley after she flashed her breasts following her victory at a Kingpyn Boxing event. The organization brings together influencers of all sorts in the ring. Daniella influenced us to start punching below the belt when her moment of victory turned into one of fun bag flashing ecstasy! She’ll always be a champion in our book.

Best Jiggly Jog
Chloe Zubiri in Bookie
Actress and plus-size model Chloe Zubiri, who goes by the handle Mouthy Goddess on Instagram, got our Attention on this new MAX series with her naked freak out from overdosing on psychedelic mushrooms! A series subplot involves star Sebastian Maniscalco’s sister Lorraine, played by Vanessa Ferlito, selling the magic mushrooms as a side hustle. Still, it’s Chloe who puts the hustle in side hustle when she books it utterly naked down the streets of her subdivision.

Best Group Moon
Marisa Davila, Cheyenne Isabel Wells, Ari Notartomaso, Tricia Fukuhara in Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies
Forty-five years after Grease was a box office phenomenon and became one of the most beloved movie musicals of all time, Paramount+ gave us a prequel series, Rise of the Pink Ladies. Sadly, the show only lasted one season, but at least they retained one of the best things about the original: the students of Rydell High School’s penchant for mooning! Marisa, Cheyenne, Ari, and Tricia not only tuned their noses up at authority, they brought out their full moons for the best moment in the short-lived series!

Best Montage
Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis, Sara Ramirez, Nicole Ari Parker, Sarah Jessica Parker in And Just Like That…
When the first season of the Sex and the City reboot And Just Like That only delivered a pair of nude scenes, hopes weren’t high for the second season to rectify that. How wrong we were when the second season started with a sensational sex montage just three minutes into the season premiere! Series stars Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis, and Nicole Ari Parker all go topless. At the same time, an auto-tuned remix of Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” plays, which is ironic since you’ll be anything but Tiny after seeing these bare cougars.

Best Butthole
Macarena Gómez in 30 Coins
Though not a household name outside of Spain, Macarena Gómez has nine nude roles, returning to 2001’s Lovecraftian horror movie Dagon, directed by Re-Animator’s Stuart Gordon! As one of the stars of this supernatural series that is streaming on MAX here in the States, Macarena slips into a bathtub to abduct a person in another location, and she slips us her butthole as she bends down to get into the tub. Hey, Macarena, we can see your butthole.

Best BBW
LaRonda Schultz in The Pink Chateau
Music duo and real-life couple Angela Gail and Jeffrey Jacob, known as In the Valley Below, created the short film The Pink Chateau to accompany their album. The film celebrates art, life, and beauty in all its many forms, including zaftig beauty LaRonda Schultz, who poses like a Raphaelite piece of art for an artist while completely nude in a garden! It may be a still-life painting, but your pants won’t sit still while watching.

Best Wet T-Shirt
Janelle Monáe in Lipstick Lover
After coming out as Non-Binary in 2022 and announcing that her “pronouns are free-ass motherfucker—and they/them, her/she,” Janelle Monae became an icon for sexual fluidity! Speaking of which, she took the plunge into fluidity in the video for “Lipstick Lover,” the title track on her 2023 album The Age of Pleasure, and emerged with one of the hottest wet t-shirts we’ve seen in a long time! Couple that with all the hot lesbian love in this video, and it makes us happy the music video isn’t dead yet.

Best Dutch Oven-gina
Shailene Woodley in Three Women
With her first nude scene since Endings, Beginnings back in 2019, Shailene Woodley was back with the best nude scenes of her career in the miniseries Three Women. Shailene’s character, Gia, is in the midst of an epic sex marathon with a guy when she pulls the covers up over her completely naked body, gifting herself a Dutch oven gina. It’s a lot sexier than the classic alternative, and frankly, we wouldn’t mind being trapped inside one.

Best Over 50 Nude Scene
Heather Graham in Suitable Flesh
The throwback horror comedy Suitable Flesh was produced by and co-stars 80s scream queen Barbara Crampton, who’s never been shy about showing some skin. However, here she yielded that honor to her 53-year-old co-star Heather Graham, who hasn’t aged a day since her nude debut in Boogie Nights 26 years prior! If you ask us, Heather’s Flesh is more than simply Suitable—it’s downright supernaturally sexy.

Best Over 60 Nude Scene
Brenda Strong in Unprisoned
After rising to prominence as busty beauty Sue Ellen Mischke on Seinfeld, Brenda Strong’s career got another boost when she landed the role of Mary Alice Young on Desperate Housewives. For her third act, Brenda proved eternally young on the debut episode of Hulu’s dramedy series Unprisoned by going fantastically full frontal just weeks shy of turning 63! Following a hookup with series star Delroy Lindo, Brenda goes to get a drink of water and shows us and co-star Kerry Washington that age ain’t nothing but a number.

Best Skinematography
Ayanna Misola in Salamat Daks
In the Vivamax Original film Salamat Daks—which means Thank You in Filipino—an older woman utilizes a new technology that de-ages her, turning her into the sexy young Ayanna Misola. In this scene, her new boyfriend goes down on her while they’re camping, and we’re treated to a POV shot as if it’s coming from inside her vagina, complete with a squirt-tastic happy ending! It’s inarguably the most creative camera angle we’ve seen here on Mr. Skin in quite some time.

Best Muff Flash
Mireia Vilapuig in Selftape
This semiautobiographical Spanish series follows actresses and real-life sisters Joana and Mireia Vilapuig, who pretend to be in a reality series about their lives. The sisters are comfortable with one another, sharing a bath in episode three. Two episodes later, Joana cleans up in the bathroom while Mireia pees and flashes her hairy bush when she finishes! Now that’s the muff that legends are made of.

Best Trans Nudity
Lilit Lesser in Domina
Trans-non-binary beauty Lilit Lesser is an accomplished performer with several stage credits, including a one-person show titled Lilit (Work in Progress). Joining the cast of the historical epic series Domina in the second season, Lilit manages to steal the show from their famous co-stars like Isabella Rossellini and Claire Forlani with a steamy sapphic sex scene with co-star Alana Boden! If you ask us, Lilit is far from the Lesser of those beauties.

Best Skinterview
Alison Brie in Somebody I Used to Know
Any good journalist needs to go the extra mile to get that exclusive, elusive story, and Alison Brie’s character in her husband Dave Franco’s film Somebody I Used to Know demonstrates that perfectly! While interviewing naturalist Jeanine Jackson, Alison gains her subject’s trust by going completely nude herself, conducting what might be the first actual Skinterview we’ve ever seen on film! This proves that some of the best stuff in any documentary is going off-camera.

Best Streaming Serviced
Chisako Kawase, Nagisa Toriumi in Safe Word
The Japanese movie Safe Word stars Chisako Kawase as an aspiring pop star who gets an offer from the manager of a BDSM club to work as a dominatrix. She gets world class training from the club’s master dominatrix, played by Nagisa Toriumi, and in this scene, the girls perform together at the club for the first time! Their routine climaxes with Nagisa peeing right in to Chisako’s mouth on stage, something they had also done earlier in the film behind closed doors! Practice makes perfect!

Best Nude with Winnie the Pooh
May Kelly in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
When A.A. Milne’s beloved creation Winnie the Pooh entered the public domain in 2022, we knew it wouldn’t be long before Pooh shared the screen with a naked woman. Thankfully it didn’t take much longer than a year for May Kelly to be the one to bless us with this sight in the horror comedy Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey! With the title character turned into a rampaging psychopath after being abandoned in the hundred acre wood by Christopher Robin, we’re glad he showed enough restraint for us to get a look at her boobs before he murdered her.

Best Was She Nude?
Natalie Portman in May December
Never afraid to do a nude scene when the role calls for it, Natalie Portman made us question our own eyes with her controversial sex scene in director Todd Haynes’ Oscar nominated film May December. Her co-star in the scene, Riverdale’s Charles Melton, admitted that his nudity was achieved with CGI, so there’s no way for us to know if we’re seeing Natalie’s bush when he pulls out in this overhead shot. However, we’re jealous he got to dock in Natalie’s Port, man.

Best Hand Bra
Jessica Williams in Shrinking
Jason Segel’s Apple TV+ series Shrinking not only gave Harrison Ford one of his best and most curmudgeonly roles to date, but it also brought us a unique look at the life of a therapist. While mourning the death of his wife, Segel’s character turns to her best friend and his colleague, played by Jessica Williams, for comfort, and the two have a drunken hookup in the seventh episode! Jessica doesn’t want Jason to see her jugs despite getting busy, so she sports the sexiest hand bra of the 2023 television season.

Most Surprising Nude Scene
Diana Nyad in NYAD
The Oscar-nominated Netflix Original Movie Nyad stars Annette Bening as Diana Nyad, a journalist and long-distance swimmer who, in 2013, became only the third person in history to swim the 110 miles from Havana, Cuba to Key West, Florida. The last thing any of us expected to see in this flick was an impressive—and impressively sexy—pic of the real Nyad’s bare backside as she showed off the outrageous tan she acquired while performing this remarkable feat. That’ll have you working on your backstroke.

Best Pegging
Valerie Stoll in INTIMATE.
Once upon a time, German cutie Valerie Stoll appeared with Best Nudecomer winner Isabel Harder Pargana as a teen on the German series The Peppercorns. Now, they’re both all grown up and going in very sexy directions with their careers. After making her topless debut in the first episode of the sexually explicit series INTIMATE., Valerie takes things up a notch in the second episode by pegging her boyfriend. Unfortunately for her, the popper he takes to relax makes him pass out, but we think you’ll be able to stay up for this scene, if you catch our drift.

Best Twattoo
Stephanie Hsu, Felicia Andolong in Joy Ride
Stephanie Hsu is the Oscar-nominated co-star of Best Picture winner Everything Everywhere All at Once. She followed up her breakthrough role in that flick with a much raunchier role in the hit comedy Joy Ride! In the plot of the film, Stephanie and her friends pretend to be a K-Pop group called “Brownie Tuesday” to sneak onto a private jet, but their cover is blown when it’s revealed that Hsu’s character has this enormous tattoo on her vagina! Body double Felicia Andolong gets the assist as Stephanie’s body double, and it’s safe to say the devil made her do it!

Lifetime Skichievement
Monica Bellucci
With more nude scenes than any other A-lister on Mr. Skin.com, Monica Bellucci is a no-brainer to honor with our 25th Lifetime Skinchievement Award. With over four decades of acting experience and three decades of going nude on film, Monica is among the most voluptuous and most beautiful women ever to grace the silver screen, looking not unlike an Italian goddess in the flesh.