Mr. Skin, the world's foremost expert in celebrity nudity on film and television, is handing out some HARDware for the 23rd straight year with his 23rd Annual Anatomy Awards! He's tallied up the contenders and is ready to cock the vote with a bevy of beauties baring their bodies in award-worthy fashion! From fan-favorite categories like Breast Picture and Best Breasts to new-for-this-year entries like Best Hooter Shooter, Best Ash to Mouth, and Best Poonarama, the 23rd Anatomy Awards has something for everyone! It's a stacked lineup of 33 skinsational categories, including this year's Lifetime Skinchievement winner Kim Cattrall, and you can check them all out for free. So put a little fun (and a little buns) into this awards season and grab your little gold man to celebrate the only awards show that matters, Mr. Skin's 23rd Annual Anatomy Awards.
Best Breasts Following a nude debut that rocked the world in 2019, Sydney Sweeney brought down the house again with her nudity encore in 2021's "The Voyeurs." You'll love to watch Sydney's big beautiful naturals come out for a photoshoot in even better lighting than was used for her "Euphoria" nude debut, proving that her breasts are some of the best in the biz! When it comes to Sydney's breasts in "The Voyeurs," we love to watch!
Best Butt Netflix's summer sensation "Sex/Life" brought us a whopping 18 nude scenes from the series star and Texas native Sarah Shahi. And as the saying goes, everything's bigger in Texas, including Sarah's sensational seat, which takes center stage in more than half of those nude scenes. It doesn't take an ass man to appreciate Sarah's beautiful butt, easily the best of 2021.
Best Lesbian Scene Everyone loves a good lesbian scene, but when two A-listers are involved, it somehow just makes it even sexier! Period lesbian romances have been all the rage for the last five years, and "The World to Come" continued the trend in 2021. "Fantastic Beasts" star Katherine Waterston teams up with "Hobbs and Shaw" hottie Vanessa Kirby for one seriously steamy sapphic sex scene! The world isn't going to be the only one to Come.
Best Full-Frontal New Jersey native Halsey has been tearing up the pop charts since 2015, but she took things to a whole new level with her multimedia project "If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power" in 2021. Inspired by classic Renaissance paintings, the feature-length music video finds the pregnant pop star strolling fully nude through a Turkish bath, showing off her amazing body on film for the first time and delivering the most talked about full-frontal scene of the year. We'll take all the Halsey that she's got.
Best Nude Debut A movie about institutionalized patients who think they're wild animals didn't seem like it would create many opportunities for nudity, but we love being proven wrong. Lily-Rose Depp, daughter of Johnny Depp and French fox Vanessa Paradis, plays a character named Wildcat, and we went wild seeing Lily-Rose in full bloom as she sits in the tub in this well-lit nude debut. Lily-Rose Depp is a nip off the old block.
Best Nudecomer It's tough to stand out in a room full of naked women, but big-breasted beauty Sydney Meyer grabbed our attention and didn't let go when she made her nude debut on the short-lived series "Y: The Last Man." Sydney's suck sacks help her stand out from the crowd, which is quite a feat when there are only women left on earth, which was the show's premise. It's a shame it didn't get a second season because we would have loved to get an encore nude scene from Sydney!
Best TV Show We're always hesitant when a show is announced with a salacious title like "The Sex Lives of College Girls" and then fails to feature any nudity. Thankfully this HBO Max series delivered on its titular promise almost right away, with series stars Amrit Kaur and Pauline Chalamet (sister of Oscar nominee Timothée) baring their bodies at a Naked Party in the show's second episode. Throw in a heaping helping of lesbian sex scenes with series co-star Reneé Rapp, a wild topless sex scene featuring Chalamet in episode 7, and plenty of nude extras along the way, and "The Sex Lives of College Girls" will ensure you'll Magna Cum Loudly!
Breast Picture What happens when the man behind "Basic Instinct" and "Showgirls" delivers a biopic of a 17th-century nun? Needless to say, "Benedetta" is a film like no other. 83-year-old Paul Verhoeven hasn't lost his flair for controversy, giving us the tale of the titular nun—played by Belgian beauty Virginie Efira—who shook the church to its foundation when she became a champion of the common folk and began a scandalous lesbian affair with fellow nun Bartolomea (Daphne Patakia). The pair have multiple fully nude sex scenes in the flick, even fashioning a dildo out of a wooden statue of the Virgin Mary. Sunday school would've been more interesting if they had covered this stuff.
Best Bondage "Madame Claude" is the latest film to tackle the life of the notorious titular French flesh peddler! Beautifully big breasted biracial babe Mylène Jampanoï is fit to be tied in this scene 39 minutes in as her john binds her on the bed! We're not sure if he had to pay extra for this, but it looks like it was worth every penny!
Best Side Bush We all know and love Side Boob, but Side Bush is an even rare occurrence. This year we were blessed with some of the best Side Bush in the history of cinema, courtesy of Bond girl Léa Seydoux in Wes Anderson's "The French Dispatch." As a muse for mad artist Benicio Del Toro, Léa spends a substantial portion of her screen time completely nude, but those few moments of Side Bush made us realize just how rare and incredible a sight it is.
Best Backburger The Spanish HBO series "30 Coins" introduced us to one of our favorite new starlets of the decade, Huesca-born beauty Megan Montaner. While we were huge fans of her terrific T&A, we were floored by the glimpse of backburger she gave us while lying in bed after sex in episode six! It's not hard to see why Megan's backburger will make you hard!
Best Golden Shower The Polish flick "All My Friends Are Dead" dropped on Netflix way back in early 2021, and this golden shower scene has lingered in our minds for well over a year. Polish beauty Katarzyna Chojnacka has wild sex with a guy all over his apartment, culminating in him showering his love, ll over Katarzyna's naked body. This takes the phrase "getting your lover all wet" to strange new heights.
A-Cup All-Star Elle Fanning more than lives up to the title of her historical Hulu series "The Great" by baring her breasts in the second season's ninth episode! While she technically went topless for the first time in the previous episode, we get a much better look at Elle's A-cups during a steamy sex scene with co-star Nicolas Hoult in a scene that's one for the history books! That's one Elle of a topless debut!
Best BBW The wild BET+ series "All the Queen's Men" follows the exploits of several male strippers at an Atlanta club, though they are known to make house calls as well! In the show's ninth episode, a couple of guys drop by to help zaftig beauty Nzinga Imani celebrate her birthday in style, and this BBW queen shows off her fantastic body as she gets the birthday package she's been dreaming of.
Best Money Shot The Netflix series "The Naked Director" tells the true story of notorious Japanese porn director Toru Muranishi and its second season cranked up the crazy! While shooting a scene in the second episode, poor Ami Tomite goes to take off a guy's underwear, and he shoots all over her face before she's even touched him. The scene combines the best of both funny and sexy scenes into a literal climax you'll never forget.
Most Niptastic Nips Belgian beauty Veerle Baetens stopped us dead in our tracks with her terrific topless scene in the hit French series "Cheyenne & Lola." Stepping out of the shower in the show's second episode, she flaunts her perfect pencil eraser nips as she intimidates co-star Charlotte Le Bon with her gorgeous glass cutters! It's a good thing we've got a category for nips like Veerle's because they deserve to be celebrated!
Best Nude and Crude 2021 was a big year for Object Sexuality in French cinema, with both "Titane" and "Jumbo" exploring this obscure sexual fetish. In "Jumbo," Noémie Merlant of "Portrait of a Lady on Fire," fame falls in love with a carnival ride and consummates her passions for 37 minutes when she lets her new lover quite literally finish all over her. Now, ask yourself this question: Is it weirder that this category even exists or that there was more than one competitor?
Best Pokies Former Disney star Zendaya has done everything to shed that good girl image over the last few years and took a crucial step toward leaving it behind in the Netflix original "Malcolm & Marie." She spends the bulk of the film's running time braless in a white tank top with a matching pair of white undies, showing off her perky pokies in nearly every scene of the film. Hopefully, her nude debut is only Zendaya-way.
Best Women's Rights Comedian Bridget Everett is finally getting her due with her hit HBO Max series "Somebody Somewhere." Still, she gave us a funny boner with her single boob-baring scene in "Breaking News in Yuba County." She's getting banged by Matthew Modine when his wife Allison Janney catches them, causing him to have a heart attack and die. Bridget then becomes a champion of Women's Rights as she lets her right breast hang out of her nightie! Talk about a cause we can all support!
Best Bare and Water Show The dark comedy series "The End" brought one of the sweetest endings to a TV series we've ever seen, gathering all of the notable characters from the show naked on the beach. Series star Frances O'Connor leads the charge as dozens of nude people hit the sand for what can only be called a Bare and Water Show!
Best Breast Flash Nearly thirty years after making her nude debut in "The Waterdance," Skin favorite Helen Hunt proved she's still got it with this great flash of fun bags on the new series "Blindspotting." With this phenomenal flashing scene, 58-year old Helen joins a select group of actresses who have been nude for four different decades. When it comes to Helen Hunt, we'll always be Mad About Boobs.
Best Scooter Pooter Best nude scenes of 2021, Irish lass Denise Gough stripped utterly naked to go on a wild scooter ride through the streets of Greece with MCU star Sebastian Stan. The couple eventually ends up in a high-speed chase with the cops, but not before Denise gives us some great looks at her world-class Scooter Pooter! That ass would have us in hot pursuit as well!
Best Group Sprinkler Group showers are among our favorite scenes here at Mr. Skin, but sometimes you've got to improvise if you can't afford a shower. In the Mexican/French co-production "New Order," they get the film's star Naian González Norvind and over a dozen of her co-stars to strip down to get hosed down with the weakest stream of water we've ever seen! There's much more than just a sprinkling of sexiness in this Group Sprinkler scene!
Best VR Strap-on Sex The third season of the outrageously explicit Starz series "The Girlfriend Experience" took things to a whole new level with this VR sex scene! Season 3 star Julia Goldani Telles sports a virtual strap-on to bang co-star Anna Sari from behind during a virtual reality orgy that has to be, hands down, the best VR Strap-On Sex scene you can find on MrSkin.com!
Best Auto Erotica Perhaps the most sexually perverse movie to ever win Cannes' Palme d'Or, "Titane" is one crazy flick about a woman who takes car fetishism to the next level! After surviving a traumatic car crash as a child, Nudecomer Agathe Rousselle's title character finds herself attracted to automobiles. In what might be the most bizarre inciting incident in film history, Agathe climbs into a car 16 minutes into the film. She proceeds to have sex with the car in the backseat, giving new meaning to Auto Erotica!
Best Mermaid Nudity Whenever there's a mermaid in a movie or TV show, they wear a ridiculous bikini top made out of seashells. Thankfully the Brazilian Netflix series "Invisible City" bucked that trend by allowing their sexy mermaid lady played by Jéssica Córes, to be topless. Now that's a much more realistic depiction of mermaids and one we'd like to see more of from our mermaid-related pop culture in the future.
Best Senior Titizen Too often in our society, senior citizens get short shrift and are ignored by the young. Thankfully the EPIX series "Godfather of Harlem" took the opportunity to salute this one senior citizen by giving him the thrill of an orgy with five skinsational screen sirens! Sure, they're blackmailing him, but who cares about semantics when we can finally and properly pay tribute to the year's Best Senior Titizen.
Best Poonarama Who hasn't tried (and most likely failed) to take a panorama picture with our phone? And panoramas are almost always limited to landscape shots. Thankfully the Danish series "Kamikaze" took the panorama picture to the next level by giving us a 360-degree sex scene that can only be referred to as a Poonarama, with leading lady Marie Reuther baring terrific T'n'A in a variety of positions! That kind of scenery we love to take in its full 360-degree glory.
Best Nude Daughter of Famous Father Paris Jackson, daughter of the late King of Pop, joined some exclusive and sexy company this year when she went topless on screen in the independent comedy "The Space Between." Paris now belongs to a proud tradition of daughters of famous fathers who doffed their duds on screen, from Jane Fonda and Jamie Lee Curtis to Angelina Jolie and this year's Best Nude Debut winner Lily-Rose Depp! While we're not big fans of nepotism as a concept, it's hard to deny it when it's as sexy as here.
Best Crack in the Mirror They say that a crack in a mirror can bring bad luck, but what if that crack happens to be a reflection of a woman's vagina? We think that should do just the opposite and bring good luck, so we're gaga over this scene from the HBO Max series "Perfect Life," where Leticia Dolera checks out her lady business using a handheld mirror. This is a scene worth reflecting on again and again.
Lifetime Skinchievement Kim Cattrall is having what is commonly referred to in the industry as "a moment." The sultry blonde Brit-born babe can be heard every week as the voice of the hit sitcom spin-off How I Met Your Father, while her absence from the recent sex and the City reboot And Just Like That was felt in nearly every scene. This makes Kim a natural choice for the Lifetime Skinchievement Award at the 23rd Annual Anatomy Awards, celebrating her knockout nudity across five decades.