Commander: Tony, how many years have you been coming to AVN?
Batman: 8, 10 years... something like that. I’m only 22, so.... pretty much 8, 10 years.
Commander: Do you see anyone you recognize?
Batman: Ah, there are a lot of new people, there’s a few old people, um ... I think there’s still a few old people here. Ah, I say that in the nicest way, OLD PEOPLE.
Commander: When are you going to start the Tony Batman school for aspiring porn stars?
Batman: We have a seminar we do already. It’s called “Adult Seminars” and you just call “get-in-adult”, www.geninadult.com. It doesn’t teach you how to be a porn star, it teaches you how to get your legal stuff right, so that you don’t get arrested while you’re trying.
Commander: Do you see any old talent here that you were banging from a couple of years ago?
Batman: There’s a couple of girls here who have given me a couple of blowjobs from before and they still look good enough to do it today! Ya know, when you get a blowjob, the older the better I think sometimes!
Commander: You’ve been the voice of the Adult industry for a long time. You have a radio show, a TV show... what else do you want to do?
Batman: I wanna be my own mogul—I want to run the news! So “Entertainment News” right now is inching up. We’re in the top 10 now with the adult news and we’re trying to make that into celebrity news and stuff like that, make that all go together and if we can do that, we can run the news and then I can make that evil laugh (makes evil laughing sound).
Commander: Have you gotten involved in mobile content yet or even an App for the iPhone?
Batman: I do not have my own App. We are on the Mobi with our podcasts, which are “Tales from Tony Batman”, but we haven’t got that deep into it yet, but it looks like this will be the year for that.
Commander: Is there anything that you really want to accomplish here while you’re at the show?
Batman: I need about 10 new sponsors for “Entertainment News”, so I can continue my world tour around the strip clubs in the United States. See, every week I go to a different strip club and uh, that costs money, as you can tell. All the guys who have been to a strip club know you gotta bring some money with ya. So, ah, we’re looking for new sponsors while we’re hanging out around here. And uh, I could use a couple of blow jobs from some 19 year-olds (laughing).
Commander: I know you hate to leave Vegas, so when is your next trip back, and what do you want to do then?
Batman: Oh my goodness, well we’re going to Florida after this, so it’s not that bad, but we’re gonna be back in Vegas in August, for the Exotic Dancer’s Gentlemen’s Club Expo and we’ll be kickin it here again!
Commander: So do you know of any tail that you can hook me up with while you’re here?
Batman: I could probably get you blown behind one of these black curtains, if you follow me around for awhile (lots of laughter). SLV
Issue 59 featuring: Jessie Andrews, Cassia Riley & Lauren WK