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Fuck One, Marry One, and Kill One?
Cathy Zukimoto’s Ramblings with Eddie Rivkin
 

Eddie:  Who are the 3 hottest guys in Hollywood?

Cathy:  I really love Ewan McGregor…Alex Pettyfer is really hot.  Clint Eastwood, I love Clint Eastwood.

Eddie:  Okay.  Who are the 3 hottest guys in Hollywood…not in their eighties?  (laughter)  Okay, Ewan McGregor, some guy 

named Pedophile, and who’s the other one?

Cathy:  I know…Daniel Craig.  I love him.  I would take him 

in a New York minute.  

Eddie:  Great, now fuck one, marry one and kill one.

Cathy:  That’s a really tough question, because I’d literally kill the other 2 and fuck Daniel Craig all the time, like forever.  

Eddie:  So, in theory, you should want to marry Daniel Craig.

Cathy:  No, because doesn’t that kill the sex?

Eddie:  You’re the one that was married, sister.  Not me.  (laughter)

Cathy:  Okay, I guess I would fuck Alex Pettyfer…and then I would…

Eddie:  You’re going to kill Ewan McGregor, aren’t you? 

Cathy:  No, no…let me think.  I would fuck Alex, kill Daniel and marry Ewan…I don’t know.

Eddie:  Who are the 3 hottest chicks in Hollywood?

Cathy:  Kate Beckinsale, the blond from Avengers, you know 

who she is…big lips, big eyes… Scarlett Johansson!  

Kate Beckinsale, Scarlett Johansson, and Angelina Jolie.

Eddie:  Okay. Fuck one, marry one, 

kill one.

Cathy:  Let’s see…Scarlett, 

Kate and Angelina.

Eddie:  It’s your vagina we’re talking about, sister…

Cathy:  I know it’s my vagina.  Okay, okay, okay.  I’d say I’d marry Angelina, 

kill Kate, and 

fuck Scarlett.  

Eddie:  Wow!

Cathy:  I’m sorry…

I like Angelina.

Eddie:  Angelina’s 

dead, I’m fuckin’ the blond and marrying 

Kate Beckinsale, I think. 

Cathy:  I would have probably done that, too.  Kate’s English and seems to have it together.  Can I do your plan as a plan B?

Eddie:  You can do what-ever you want, sister. This is your interview.

Cathy:  Nice.

Cathy Zukimoto is a stand-up comedian and her column “fucking naked, raw and uncensored” is a new monthly column in Strip Las Vegas Magazine.  If you have any questions or subjects you’d like Cathy to ramble about, email her at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..">This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.. 

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