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ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK part 4

ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK
part 4
EXCERPTS FROM THE UPCOMING BOOK by The Commander

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... I forgot where I was... It must be the sleep deprivation. Oh yeah, I think I remember. Well, it’s another night and we’ve decided to switch off of our alternating between Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy, so we just said, “Fuck it,” and headed off to Nana Plaza, since it’s closer and the road heads off in that direction (if we were in the U.S., following the same course of action, we’d be heading to Soi Cowboy. But in Thailand, they drive on the opposite site of the road). We first hit a bar called Spanky’s, located on the second floor.  The reason why they call it Spanky’s is because they hit you with a folded over tube of pipe insulation (you know, the stuff you buy at Lowe’s or Home Depot to keep your pipes from freezing during the winter) and it makes a whipping sound like the snap of a rope the lion tamer uses at the circus.  I always wondered why Lowe’s is out of stock during the summer months. Now I know where it ends up!...

... Spanky’s, being a smaller bar, (the stage only holds about 20 girls, 40 if they’re performing their cheerleading routine), they tend to do these specialty shows.  Up to four girls do some type of act. This one was a hot lesbian act (however, I don’t believe that this one was an act) where one girl would strip and lick the other girl everywhere on her body, including the areas that weren’t visible (which is why I believe it was real), bring her to climax, and then it was repeated onto the girl still clothed). Ok, I know what you’re saying.  We’ve seen that before in a hotel room, but this was actually choreographed!  The girls stripped, licked and even climaxed all at the same time!  …Like when the elephants turn around during the center ring at the circus.  Totally choreographed! As with most shows, the star is usually the hottest girl in the show. After all, no star wants to be upstaged by a chorus line dancer.  And since we’re going large in Bangkok, throwing Benji-bhats (that’s a Thai Benjamin... 100 bhats, or $3.33 USD), we were not willing to accept just any chorus line girl.  Of course, my buddy still had his high school age rule in effect...  
... the star of the show looks young enough (we find out later that she’s actually 25, with a 4 year-old), so we pick her up and then proceed onto other clubs, using her as bait to catch other fish.  Oh wait, backup.  I almost forgot.  There was this really cute, slightly heavy... No scratch that... voluptuous girl, with dirty blonde hair beaded on one side, that was looking at me with those sexy eyes and beautiful natural large breasts, that it just got me in the mood to go to my wild side and that I had to have her!  We were leaving in the morning to head to Pattaya, so we had made a pact to accept no girl short-term (meaning two hours), they had to stay “longtime” (all night). Hey, we were living large, remember? So this voluptuous sex kitten comes over and sits by us, and when we find out that she could only do “short time”, we bowed our heads in sadness and parted ways... But we remembered where she worked and told her that we’d be back next week...  She left with some fat Asian dude.  Broke my heart...
... While Spanky’s was a very nice club, the slowness of the dancing shows was putting me to sleep and I needed a caffeine fix, so since they didn’t serve coffee, I left my friends and headed over to the next club, AngelWitch.  The very cool thing about this club was, not only did they have really hot women and played great music, they also served great coffee.  So while I’m drinking my coffee, I’m carefully undressing the girls with my eyes, trying to find my next victim (I know now how it feels to be a vampire, without all of the side effects).  I believed that I’d found the one I wanted, when my buddy walks in with the girl (who was the star of the last club’s show), joins me, and starts examining my choices. His girl turned down all of my picks as not being wild enough and tells me that there are better girls on the 3rd and 4th floors.  Strange, I’m intrigued.  I’ve been to Nana Plaza three nights and I don’t remember a 4th floor.  So we head out and start checking other clubs, working our way down from the 4th floor.  Turns out I wasn’t going crazy.  There are only 3 floors.  Some of the clubs on the 4th floor are 2 stories, hence the 4th floor interpretation, but in actuality, it’s only 3 floors. We checked them out, but they were mostly dead (15 girls or less), so we skip them and move on to another.  The last club on the 3rd floor looked familiar somehow, but by this time, the 3 cups of coffee (stop... They were small cups, equal to one medium Starbucks) were causing the necessary diuretic effect and it was time to drain the main in the closest bathroom.  I walk in, unzip my fly, pull it out and breathe a sigh of relief.  Before I could even close the tap, a girl comes up to me screaming, “Hello Hello,” jumps into my arms and starts kissing me passionately. Apparently she was my buddy’s girl from the other night and had recognized me. I’m sorry, I forgot to explain about the bathroom.  Bathrooms in Thailand clubs are mixed sex.  Urinals are on the walls leading up to the toilets. And the sinks are on the opposite walls with mirrors. So the girls can fully see the guys urinate while they wash their hands.  While this may not be the ideal solution for sanitary settings, it does save on room, since these clubs are quite small. I bring her out and show my buddy what I found in the bathroom.  I wasn’t ready to pull her out quite yet, since we were on a scouting expedition, so I told her that I’d be back later to get her.  However, if someone else wanted her, she should go with them, I wouldn’t be upset...
So now we’re back down to the 2nd floor where we started, but on the opposite side.  The next club, by far, on this side, is Rainbow 4, and since it’s the only club we haven’t been to tonight, it is our last choice.  However, there is a big problem.  Since this was the club where I pulled out girls from the previous nights, there is no question that I would be recognized by everyone once we walked in.  Since our objective for the night was to find new talent, this presented a real problem.  I was worried that the previous night’s conquest would be all over me, hindering my objective.  So we sneak in, keeping our heads low, heading over to the back wall opposite from our normal seating area.  Of course, being this far back, we couldn’t see shit! Kinda defeated the purpose, don’t ya’ think? I spotted this girl, a Kim Kardashian knockoff, who was on stage with the other sardines, swaying back and fourth, with the worst attitude I have ever seen.  She looked miserable, as if the monthly monster has arrived for a visit and had been kidnapped by a rich Arab sheik against her will (think of that scene in Taken).  I just had to have her! I walked up to her, gave her 100 bhat, and asked her to join us.  She takes the money, but brushes off my advances, instead sitting on a stool in the back by the bar.  Maybe this was Kim Kardashian? I tell the house mom to bring her over.  She reluctantly says hello and tells me that she can’t leave and once again blows me off.  No wonder why I never liked that show...
... as we leave the club with the 3 girls in tow... wait a damn minute!  I forgot to tell you about the other two girls that I picked up.  Let me back up... Where did I leave off? Oh yeah, the Kardashian thing.  So I sat there, after brushed off by her, my buddy’s girl tells me to get up off my ass and start looking for a new girl or two.  I think that’s what she said, after all she was talking to me in Thai. She grabs my hand and drags me around the bar several times until she stops in front of a girl who she believes is right for me.  Whilst a stripper, this girl looked more like a librarian and the idea of doing a librarian got me excited.  Unfortunately there was this wild, exotic girl next to her that I had to have as well, so being the pig that I am... I took them both.
We returned to my hotel and decided to hit it up big since it was my last night in town. We all head up to my room and I realize that there is no way that I would have enough bath towels for 5 people, and room service being very poor at night (this is not a typical Vegas style hotel, it is a managed apartment condo), I decided to swing upstairs to the gym (where they always have plenty of towels) and grab some for the room.  Wouldn’t you know it, NO TOWELS the night when I need them! When I return, my buddy’s girl is in tears and I’m wondering what did he do in such a short period of time to hurt her. Apparently, she thought it was going to be some type of orgy (why not?) but she was only interested in doing him.  So he says, “No problem,” and they pickup their stuff and head back over to her place.  I gave her 2 lollipops to take with her, which seemed to brighten up her mood (girls always like lollipops, don’t ask me why, but they do.  Maybe it has something to do with a sucking motion).
Ok, so here I am with two hotties: the wild child and the Librarian.  Now, just in case you think you know what’s going on, guess again.  After spending many, many years going to the Library, I can honestly say that Librarians are the wildest women in bed that I have ever had.  I think that it has something to do with their being so quiet and demure, that when they have a chance to let down their hair, watch out!
I could go on and on and on about the sex we had that night, but if you would take the time to the read the Kama Sutra, well, that’s what we did... only not in that order!  4 hours later, they kiss me, leave, head out, while I’m just about to pass out.  I get a good solid 2 hours of sleep, and it’s down to breakfast, check out, and travel to Pattaya for the next leg of my trip...

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