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Cathy Zukimoto - Fuckin' Naked, Raw and Uncensored - Love, the Length & Girth of it

Cathy Zukimoto - Fuckin' Naked, Raw and Uncensored

Love, the Length & Girth of it

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Cathy Zukimoto is a stand-up comedian and her column “fucking naked, raw and uncensored” is a new monthly column in Strip Las Vegas Magazine.


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Love. The Length and The Girth of it. 

 By Cathy Zukimoto

What question is on every man’s mind?  Yes, its usually “Where can I get a meatball sub?” but today I’m talking about the other one.  “Does penis size matter?”  YES.  It matters.  —End of article.  (Kidding)

Length or Girth?

I can only speak from my own experiences, but I would have to vote Girth.  Length can make any cervix quiver... with fright!  OUCH.  NO beating up the cervix!  What did it ever do to you?  Steal your lunch money as a kid?  No.  If you feel your tip strike gold…BACK OFF.

True, girth can be “ouchy” as well, but it’s a gooooood ouchy.  (Meow).  I had the pleasure of experiencing one of the big boys myself recently.  When I first saw that whale beached on my guys tummy, I almost ran for the hills.  But then I thought to myself:  ‘Wait a minute, babies can come outta me – SURELY that thing can go in... right?’  Yeah, so I sucked it up (literally) and took it all in like a champ.  (Four hours of contorting yoga poses, jaws of life and five tequila shots later... but still a champ).  Smaller guys will always have an advantage in this situation... anal will never be out of the question for you. 

Now that I’ve had my walls widened to the max, does it change my opinion on size?  No.  Although it is true that I now experience the “not quite full” feeling when I’m with men of varying sizes, I admit that gigantor is not something I actively seek out... nor is it a deal breaker to get a fast pass to the CZ “vjazzaled-land”. 

What does it really matter?  You have to know how to work the magic with the wand you have been given!!  Learn the female body or get used to dates with Mr. Handy. (or Mr. Sock?)

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