TOP NAUGHTY THINGS TO DO IN L.A.
L.A. NAUGHTY GIRL
by Author, Adult Starlet and Burlesque Dancer, Sienna Sinclaire
If you’re visiting L.A. for the first time, or even if you live in the city now, I’m pretty sure that you may not know how much naughty, sexy fun can be had just around the corner! Luckily, as the author of the “Naughty Girl’s Guide to Los Angeles”, I’ve perused my book and compiled a list of the Naughtiest Things to Do in the city of angels! So, put on your sexiest outfit and get out there and explore a few of these things for yourself.
Adult (Porn) Tour of L.A. (www.laporntours.com) – Check out the website and make a reservation for the only Adult Industry tour in the nation. You’ll be able to ride a private chartered bus through an intimate history and behind-the-scenes peek into the world of adult entertainment with real, live, gorgeous adult stars as your tour guides. At the end of your trip, you’ll be able to watch and even direct your hostesses as they create a real adult film before your very eyes.
The Hustler Store (8920 W. Sunset Blvd. West Hollywood, CA 90069 www.hustlerstore.com) – A visit to West Hollywood is just not complete without a trip into the Hustler Store. This huge monument to everything naughty, built by the legendary Larry Flynt, is well stocked with everything the adventuresome girl or guy could want. Along with a massive selection of adult toys, costumes, movies and books, they also have a more tame selection of souvenir style clothing and trinkets. This is a great place to come and browse, get in the mood, and pick up a few necessary items for a night of sexy fun.
Topless Maids (www.alittlebitdirty.com) – Only in L.A. would you find such an exceptionally seductive cleaning service. Take your pick of one of their hot and sexy naughty maids and have them come to clean your home completely topless and watch them as they provocatively bend and stretch to get all those hard to reach places. They also do more than just clean and are available for private dancing and stripteases. So you and your lover could easily invite them over to your home or hotel room for an evening of kinky fun.
Naughty Shopping on Melrose – Be sure to stop by Melrose Avenue and take in all of the fantastic shops and storefronts, including great, classic stores like Agent Provocateur (7961 Melrose Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90046) or Kiki de Montparnasse (8481 Melrose Place, Los Angeles, CA 90069 / www.kikidm.com).Both of these stores offer high-end, unique lines of lingerie, knickers, and other sexy nightwear. Also, nearby you can find Trashy Lingerie (402 N. La Cienega Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90048 / www.trashy.com) and the Beverly Center is right across the street, if you need to fulfill any other sexy, shopping needs for a night out on the town.
Topless Bus Tour (www.starlinetours.com) – A great way to see the city and take in the sights is to hop on board a topless bus, and while it’s just the bus itself that has its top off, you can easily turn this tour into a naughty one instantly, by spotting the more risqué sights and locales, along with shops and restaurants that can be found along the tour.
Sex Education – Another great way to spend some time getting in touch with your erotic side is to take a sex education workshop. The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood (7733 Santa Monica Blvd., West Hollywood, CA 90046 / www.pleasurechest.com) offers workshops taught by sex professionals regularly. Just be sure to check in with their website for scheduling.
Swinging in L.A. – If you’re looking to really explore new territory, or if you’re already familiar with this kind of lifestyle, then there are great events to be found right here in town. Visit www.masspleasures.com or www.confidentialliaisons.com for more information about what type of event is happening and where. Both of these websites can help you find the hottest, most discreet and confidential private parties, usually located in a luxurious home or mansion in Beverly Hills. This is a fabulous way to explore your wildest, naughtiest desires in a safe and respectful atmosphere among the international sexual elite.
Naughty Souvenirs – Your trip won’t be complete without having a few, great naughty souvenirs to show for your time in L.A., and a trip to Sexx University (7311 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90046 / www.sexxuniversity.com ) may be just what you’re looking for. This great store offers a unique mix of photography and fashion, where you can show off your school spirit by getting your diploma and Master’s Degree. Check out their line of one-of-a-kind clothing designs, with ultra-sexy tank tops, pants and more.
Sienna Sinclaire is a freelance writer for various magazines, as well her own websites, and is author of “Naughty Girl’s Guide to Los Angeles”. She is also a certified relationship and career coach, and is in the process of becoming certified as a sex coach through Sex Coach U and receiving credits through ASSECT, in addition to her work as a burlesque dancer and starlet/model in the adult industry.